I was in the process of writing a sequel to my 10 Books in 10 Words post when I thought, “Hey, you know what would be cool?? 10 Books in 10 Words, but with the Harry Potter books!” And you know what? That would be cool, so here it is.
Note that some of them are geared more to the books, some toward the movies, and some are like a reaction to the movies. If you’ve seen both, then you’re covered. They are also chock-full of spoilers.
1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
WHAT DO YOU THINK SEAMUS IS DOING TO THE WATER?
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Let’s drink the potion that a twelve-year-old made. Seems legit.
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione delivers the most satisfying punch I have ever witnessed.
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry is sassy and Dumbledore isn’t calm. “HARRY DID YOU-“
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry yells at everyone and can’t CONTROL HIS FREAKING TEMPER.
6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
I wish Draco would just die already. HE. RUINS. EVERYTHING.
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Man this is so depressing, I – NO. DOBBY. FRED. NO.
Since there aren’t ten books in the series, these last few are the Golden Trio.
You are honestly so powerful and strong, such an inspiration.
WILL YOU MARRY ME WILL YOU MARRY ME WILL YOU–
Lots of eating, lots of “bloody’s”, lots of cute cluelessness.
Sassy teen with a temper, but we love you anyway.
How did I do? Did I accurately represent each book/movie in the span of ten words?
DO YOU LOVE RON WEASLEY AS MUCH AS I DO? How much of a Harry Potter fan are you? Tell me in the comments! 🙂
P.S. This post made me really want to watch all the movies again. Do you hear me Freeform?? IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND MARATHON.